Fangirl Fact: Ovary Explosions

posted 5 months ago

fangirl-facts:

fangirls are prone to Ovarian Explosions on a regular basis. These can be brought about by any number of things from ear porn to seeing one of their husbands.

In the event your fangirl’s ovaries explode or implode do not panic. Fangirls have the miraculous ability to grow back ovaries instantaneously. This makes it easy for a fangirl to suffer multiple Ovarian Explosions through the day.

(via dearjimpleasewillyoufixitforme)

11th November, 2011

when a girl wants to kiss you: she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move
when a boy wants to kiss you: smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move
when I want to kiss you: I look at you from a distance, and start sobbing about how ugly I am and that I'll die with 80 cats, approximately

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